Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar.
The first one has an idea: “We’ll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there.
He’ll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It’s brilliant!”
The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned.
Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, “This is great, getting all these free drinks!”
The other man replies, “Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar.”